Wear the same underwear two days in a row
Use your phone at the movie show

Eat the entire gallon of ice cream
Operate on your own spleen

Run with a popsicle in your mouth
Sit butt-naked on your couch

Tattoo your ex-husbands name on your arm
Wear Stilettos on a farm

Inhale a Cuban cigar
Pick your nose in your brand new car

Go on a shopping spree when there is no sale
Make a salad using only Kale

Eat pancakes before you run
Sit totally naked in the sun

Wear shorts with knee-high socks
Eat bagels without lox

When you’re extra-large buy LuLuLemon
Wear a bikini when your you’re eighty-seven

Drink champagne out of a canteen
Dress like a slut on Halloween

Make a sling shot out of a rubber band
Have wild sex in wet or dry sand

Eat a Pastrami sandwich with no dill pickle
Wear a nose ring on your nipple

Use obscenities when you pray
Eat a bag of prunes in one day

The sign says “handicap” and you still park it
Squeeze avocado at the super market

Wear a cocktail dress to a funeral
Girls using a urinal

Cutting your cats whiskers
Shopping in your bedroom slippers

Fry bacon in the nude
Leave your mouth open when eating food

Drive a humungous Cyber Truck
Enhance your lips to the size of a duck

Shoot bee-bee’s at your backyard crows
Wear a bull ring in your nose

Get a tattoo on your face
Wear flip flops to run a race

Cut your own hair
Tease a grizzly bear

Flagellate during Sunday sermon
Mimic the voice of Peewee Herman

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should!